human:

This picture makes me want to punch someone

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

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shybabykitten:


This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

sunnieg:

antraxium:

American Horror Story: All seasons.

:o

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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screamandshout:

levelonehulkling:

screamandshout:

hello friends britney is here

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goodbye friends britney is gone

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Stay gone

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  • me:

    *sniffs air*

  • me:

    ah september

  • me:

    the time where bugs die

  • me:

    and tv shows gradually return from hiatus

  • me:

    aaah

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

lightspeedsound:

vlllain:

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

"They gave me soup, I don’t like soup."

"they didn’t have lo mein wtf"

"their pho didn’t come with broccoli and was way to spicy"

"I asked for sriracha and got some homemade junk instead"

sunharry:

sunharry:

taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like

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