This picture makes me want to punch someone
Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
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This kinda sounds like a poem
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
the time where bugs die
and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"
"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star
'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star
"the staff was spicy"
"They gave me soup, I don’t like soup."
"they didn’t have lo mein wtf"
"their pho didn’t come with broccoli and was way to spicy"
"I asked for sriracha and got some homemade junk instead"
Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…