when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
My best friend gets asked frequently by his dad about having a girlfriend.
The other day I was in the car with them and after a few uncomfortable questions, my friend finally turned to him and said “Dad, I’m gay.”
After a brief awkward silence he turned back to him and said, “Well, do you have a boyfriend?”
Good parents GMH.