thewinchesterswagger: ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
barackfuckingobama: On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING because I turned up the heater or like ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING from my tv or even THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING the dancefloor
When I'm going out with my friends
My friends few days before the meeting: I'm free then, sure we'll meet!
My friends few hours before the meeting: Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm busy, we'll meet another day.
Me: FUCK YOU ALL.
did-you-kno: An Argentinean condom company came up with this ad before a Soccer match to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them. Brazil won the match and their football organization replied to the ad. Source
puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude: hey you dont you dare think for even a second that nobody saw you when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡.
What the nurse sees: Aspirin.
me: wow my back really hurts
my mum: ITS BECAUSE YOUVE STARED AT THAT COMPUTER ALL DAY
When the power goes off and you’re:
desiraeetooraww: In school… On the internet
When your name is in a math problem.
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Hey I just met you but I’m emotionally damaged and I push people away and I hate myself and everyone I love leaves me and I’ll end up being clingy and annoying and you’ll hate me so call me maybe